Imagine 1 Rupee= 45 $ ??
| Here is an old imagination.... but renewed now.. What will happens if ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS !!! There's tremendous improvement in the economy of India. India's exports increase, imports decrease. India becomes a super power as Economy is Power. That is this. Yes. From today on, "ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS" Imagine... from then, this may happen... SCENE 1 Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York, US Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs. s/w engg 1 : What's that? s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India. s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place? s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Ramanthapur, Hyderabad. s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He's got an TVS 50 also. s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). Sexy yaar. This guy enjoys life man... s/w engg 3 : You know how much a TVS 50 costs? Nearly 200K. Say it in dollars... s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here. s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job. [Everybody excited.] SCENE 2 Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco, California, US s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party? s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand. s/w engg 2: Where will you be working? s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in Madhapur. s/w engg 2 : Oh! Madhapur. Great yaar. where it is... s/w engg 1 : It is in Hyderabad. s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California. You’ll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Jaipur,Rajasthan...He says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan. s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar? s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Hyderabad? s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCH. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there. s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU. s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...? s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit. s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control.I hate this. s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD. [Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.] SCENE 3 Venue: IBM, New York, US (Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.) Male : Hi! Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon. Male : What?? Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in Miyapur College and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MEB (Miyapur Electricity Board). We planned to settle in Miyapur itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see... Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US... SCENE 4 Venue: Intel Corp. US s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the Nizam College in Hyd with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar... All are excited... George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now. s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country. S/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh...man, enjoy your life there? s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh? George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year. s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy. s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy a three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!! |
